Homestuck and Cats

0 notes

omg everyone’s reblogging that Pluto fandom post with what they ship this is awesome I love people

Filed under personal

1,001 notes

slacktory:

girl-detective:

Top 3 reasons why this is the best billboard you have ever seen in your entire life:
SUCCESS
Their phone number is the same digit repeated 7 times.
Man on the right=PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER WITH AN EYE PATCH

Is there no federal regulation on how the word “SUCCESS” gets used? They just put it under their photo, like somehow those two men are success! But they’re just dudes in suits! That’s almost cheating.
And then that phone number! I bet their TV jingle is like,

♬ Call Brown & Brown, if you’re feeling down! ♬
♬ Press 61, then hit 8 ‘til we answer the phown! ♬
♬ We mean, phone! ♬

Then the guy on the right (Jerry from Parks & Recreation, basically) lifts up his eyepatch and winks at you. And his bad eye has been replaced with a big googly eye or a gumball or something.

slacktory:

girl-detective:

Top 3 reasons why this is the best billboard you have ever seen in your entire life:

  1. SUCCESS
  2. Their phone number is the same digit repeated 7 times.
  3. Man on the right=PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER WITH AN EYE PATCH

Is there no federal regulation on how the word “SUCCESS” gets used? They just put it under their photo, like somehow those two men are success! But they’re just dudes in suits! That’s almost cheating.

And then that phone number! I bet their TV jingle is like,

♬ Call Brown & Brown, if you’re feeling down! ♬

♬ Press 61, then hit 8 ‘til we answer the phown! ♬

♬ We mean, phone! ♬

Then the guy on the right (Jerry from Parks & Recreation, basically) lifts up his eyepatch and winks at you. And his bad eye has been replaced with a big googly eye or a gumball or something.

(via boyoshock)

281 notes

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.
Neil Gaiman (via earthlymuse)

(Source: seabois, via boyoshock)

23,627 notes

sallymurphy:

sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me

(Source: daisyfairy, via boyoshock)

Filed under people